Your first harvest, guaranteed.
We design your grow room, ship the equipment directly to you, and a private coach guides you from seed to harvest — watching your grow on camera the whole way. If you don't harvest, we coach you free until you do.
20 minutes. No pressure — you leave with a plan for your exact space either way.
From "where do I even start" to cured & clean flower.
One call starts it. Your coach handles the rest with you, week by week, for the full seed to harvest grow cycle.
Grow Plan Call
We review your space, harvest goals, and state rules — then design your exact setup on the spot. Free, 20 minutes.
Your Custom Blueprint
Equipment list, room layout, and your week-by-week coaching plan. You approve everything before a dollar moves.
Coach Guided Setup
Once your fully customized kit arrives your grow coach will walk you through setting everything up and dialing in your environment.
Grow With Your Coach
Camera in the tent, coach watching your canopy daily, 1-on-1 guidance at every stage until harvest day.
Already growing?
If you've already got a setup — But you want to make sure you did it right. The Grow Room Audit is a live video walkthrough of your current setup with a coach, plus a written action plan for exactly what to fix so you can get to harvest.
- 60–90 min live video walkthrough of your grow
- Written action plan — gear gaps, environment, feeding & training fixes
- A 2-week follow-up check to confirm it's dialed
Roll into the full program later and your $299 comes off the coaching.
What Our Students Are Harvesting
Every result below came from a member following the HomeGrow Blueprint system — no tricks, no photoshop, just the process.
""...I've been growing to help my Dad's back pain so I did the one-time audit just to see if the coaching was worth it. Mikey was ridiculously detailed. I followed his instructions and got nearly double the harvest from my last run. Upgrading to a 4x4 for my next grow...""
"...I couldn't even keep a damn cactus alive. My mentor dialed in my setup in the first two weeks and I never questioned a thing. 17 ounces off my 4x4 on my very first run..."
"...Mary is the best! Having a master grower review my setup over video saved me thousands in mistakes. This might be a lifelong hobby for me now..."
""...complete beginner I was terrified of making expensive mistakes. Tyler was so thorough — He made sure I knew the whole process before I even bought my equipment. When I finally set up, everything went exactly as described. Nearly 10oz on my first 2 plants!...""
""...The living soil method completely changed how I think about growing. I used to spend a fortune on bottled nutrients every cycle. Now my soil does most of the work and my plants are healthier than they've ever been. The flavor profile on my last run was unreal...""
"...The Yearly coaching is incredibly cheap compared to the value. As a Medical Patient I was spending over $10k/year at the dispensary for low-quality meds. Now I've got clean flower, that I actually like, all year round..."
What happens in your grow room stays there. We never post client grows without permission. Results appear here only when a client volunteers them.
Customized Gardens
All of our grow kits are designed to PAY FOR THEMSELVES within 1-2 HARVESTS when compared to typical dispensary prices. Every harvest after is cash saved in your wallet.
The Stealth 2x4
- Everything Needed from Seed to Harvest
- Commercial Grade Equipment
- Automated Watering
- AI Controlled Lighting and Air Circulation
- Camera-monitoring
- Organic Soil Only; Never Bottled Chemicals
The standard 4x4
- Everything Needed from Seed to Harvest
- Commercial Grade Equipment
- Automated Watering
- AI Controlled Lighting and Air Circulation
- Camera-monitoring
- Organic Soil Only; Never Bottled Chemicals
The Heavyweight 4x8
- Everything Needed from Seed to Harvest
- Commercial Grade Equipment
- Automated Watering
- AI Controlled Lighting and Air Circulation
- Camera-monitoring
- Organic Soil Only; Never Bottled Chemicals
The Year Round Combo
- Private 1-on-1 coaching, seed → harvest
- Camera-monitored grow
- 100% harvest guarantee
- 1 lb+ per cycle typical
The All-in-One 5x4
- Private 1-on-1 coaching, seed → harvest
- Camera-monitored grow
- 100% harvest guarantee
- 1 lb+ per cycle typical
The Big One 10x10
- Private 1-on-1 coaching, seed → harvest
- Camera-monitored grow
- 100% harvest guarantee
- 1 lb+ per cycle typical
Need a larger buildout to be customized? Let us know!
Personalized Coaching
All of our coaching programs and grow kits are designed to PAY FOR THEMSELVES within 1-2 HARVESTS when compared to typical dispensary prices. Every harvest after is cash saved in your wallet.
Seed To Harvest Program
- Private 1-on-1 coaching
- Weekly SMS Instructions
- 2 Scheduled Coaching Calls / Month
- Strain Hunting (Grow Exactly What You Want)
- Camera-monitored grow
- 100% seed → harvest guarantee
Need a larger buildout to be customized? Let us know!
Asked on almost every call.
Why does this cost so much?
The average recreational dispensary shopper spends $2,400-$5600 Every Year without even realizing it. Double that for medical card holders... All of our grow kits and coaching programs are designed to PAY FOR THEMSELVES within 1-2 HARVESTS when compared to typical dispensary prices. Every harvest after is cash saved in your wallet.
Is this legal where I live?
Home cultivation laws vary by state. On your grow-plan call we review your state and municipality's exact rules — plant counts, locked-space requirements — and size your program to stay inside them. If home growing isn't legal where you live, we'll tell you straight and won't sell you a program.
Will my house smell?
No. Every setup runs sealed carbon filtration under negative pressure — the same approach commercial rooms use. Configured correctly, there is zero odor outside the tent.
How does the guarantee actually work?
Follow your weekly coaching plan and if your grow doesn't produce a viable harvest, we keep coaching you — free, one-on-one, as long as it takes — until it does. It's in your agreement, and your coach's own pay is tied to your harvest, not your signup.
What does it cost to run?
A 2x4 draws roughly 250–300W at peak — about $15–25/month on a typical power bill. Most clients cover the entire program cost within their first one or two harvests versus dispensary prices.
Can I pick my own strain to grow?
Yes, included with each coaching program is our strain hunting service where we will find trusted breeders that have your desired strain available to order.
20 minutes. A plan for your exact space. Zero obligation.
Walk away with your room size, expected yield, and true all-in cost — whether or not you join the program.
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